Needed: Rosary Repair Kit April 30, 2007Posted by Ninja Clement in General.
As Ninja Clement was adjusting the comforter on his bed the other day, he accidentally swept his Rosary onto the ground. Upon retrieving it he discovered that Jesus was… not on the cross 😕 . Our Lord had become, er, uhm, “detached”. Ninja Clement thumped his chest three times (mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa) and tried to re-assemble the crucifix. He is not content to merely gluestick the pieces together, though. This kind of operation calls for a Rosary Repair Kit, which typically includes an emergency use Rosary, a set of Penitentiary Prayer Cards and a bottle of Holy Epoxy (extremely potent stuff). Unfortunately, the Anglo-Catholic Ninja dojo, the Cathedral of the Annunciation of the Blessed Virign Mary, does not keep such a kit in stock at present. If anyone reading this does have this item handy and is willing to loan it, please contact Ninja Clement right away. Much appreciated (ArchNinja John Hepworth, who has fully recovered from his vestment mishap, will be sure to bless you 🙂 ).