Anglo-Catholic Ninja Weapons and Gear: Part 1 March 7, 2007Posted by Ninja Clement in General.
The Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic, our Thurible Master Ninja, has listed a few Anglo-Catholic weapons and gear:
- The Anglican Breviary
- The Biretta
- Altar at St. Clement’s in Philadelphia (not sure how the AC ninja is supposed to conceal this)
- Gin Martinis (more than one per AC ninja, presumably)
It’s definitely a RUAC (Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic) selection. The thing is, these weapons are rather difficult to wield and, frankly, some of them are not even that deadly. If an AC ninja came accross a Calvinist, would he whip out his gin martini? The Calvinist would probably call him a wussy boy and smack him around town with a fine bottle of single-malt whiskey (just look at crazy Reformed lad RC Sproul Jr. checking out his collection). So, with due respect to the Master, AC ninjas have to be better armed, especially when on patrol in low-church zones. To develop dexterity and flexibilty at an early stage , we suggest that acolytes begin training with the…
Do not try this at home boys and girls. Seek the guidance of an Anglo-Catholic ninja master please.