As the bloke who showed the world what it’s like to be a REAL ULTIMATE ANGLO-CATHOLIC, I would like to do a sweet thurible swing in your direction. RAWK!!!
We are super honoured that the Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic par exellance has visted our humble blog. You will be called Thurible Master Ninja. I can feel the Power!
Well, yesterday, Ninja Clement was chanting and singing so awfully, that the elderly lady sitting in front of him took him aside after the service and gave him a few pointers on reading music. That was serious penance.
Ninja Clement was not aware that hara kiri could be commited with gin martinis and blood pudding, instead of a sword. He is super awed by Ninja Thurible Master’s code of honour and prays that he might attain such Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic discipline himself oneday.
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As the bloke who showed the world what it’s like to be a REAL ULTIMATE ANGLO-CATHOLIC, I would like to do a sweet thurible swing in your direction. RAWK!!!
-j (REAL ULTIMATE ANGLO-CATHOLIC)
We are super honoured that the Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic par exellance has visted our humble blog. You will be called Thurible Master Ninja. I can feel the Power!
SWEET! GLORIA IN EX…
Oh no. I’ve dishonoured myself. I started to sing a Gloria in the middle of Lent.
I must pay penance by committing hari kiri.
(ahem)
“MRS. RICHARDSON, PLEASE BRING 18 VERY STRONG MARTINIS INTO THE STUDY; I MUST ATONE. And, if possible, a blood pudding. Thank you.”
-j
Well, yesterday, Ninja Clement was chanting and singing so awfully, that the elderly lady sitting in front of him took him aside after the service and gave him a few pointers on reading music. That was serious penance.
Ninja Clement was not aware that hara kiri could be commited with gin martinis and blood pudding, instead of a sword. He is super awed by Ninja Thurible Master’s code of honour and prays that he might attain such Real Ultimate Anglo-Catholic discipline himself oneday.